The Rocketeer

I want a jet pack! That way I can fly to Kingston whenever I want.
Or winning the lottery should suffice. Then I'd be flying there all the time, albeit on the airplanes.
School has started.
I have no job.
I have no money.
I'm ill.
BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was always odd to me to have someone sleep in my bed.
Now it's odd to not. "I've grown accustomed to her face!" Well to all of her actually.
Hey hear the one about the nazi pope? Criticizing Canada eh?
So we allow pro-choice, and gay marriage. At least we don't sell indulgences! Wait evangelists do that, and it's legal. Hmmmmmm......I'm confused.
What's with the Afghani war eh? It's dragging on too much. Lets get all our troops out, and end it the way we did WWII....DA BOMB!
Why do we need to buy books which cost, for example, $20, when we only use one article from it, which could be photocopied for $4. Hmmmmm.....I smell conspiracy. Fuck copyright laws, it's not like I'm selling it. I'm not rebroadcasting without the express written consent of Major League Baseball and the Toronto Blue Jays Baseball club!
Hey they're forging transcripts for student visas for foreigners! Lets deport them back to their own country! Or we could just sneak them into the US where they could work as slaves like mexicans do.
I hope anyone reading this knows that I'm kidding, except for the Major League Baseball thing. I'd never retransmit one of those broadcasts. You know the rules, don't tug on Superman's cape, don't piss into the wind, don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and don't fuck with Major League Baseball!

Remember: "I may know everything, but I can't give you all the answers!"